That itchy spot in your brain

So I randomly found this pamphlet titled' The Devil's Night' in reference to Halloween. Disguised as a comic book, it gives the perspective of the holiday as one created and perpetuated in satanic rituals initiated by pagan priests (affectionately portrayed as the grim reaper) and continually pulling children into witchcraft. Ultimately Halloween is to be banished because it pleases 'the devil and his withches when kids go trick or treating.'

Seriously. Why not try a more effective, if not, proactive, approach: Mass produce and market Armor of God PJs and then themselves wear them, and ride around on rabid horses carelessly wielding chainsaws on Halloween night so they can really strike the fear of god into the children.

Oh and lucky for you, the pamphlet referenced above is actually online. Check it out and see if im not exaggerating.