Sunday, October 15, 2006
sour mash makes me talk tooo much.
but hey whatever. roller coaster tycoon whats a fuckin rad game. and we all know we had our moments of rampage, deleting track pieces and watching with glee as little innocent passengers' cars rocketed off-course and exploded on the pathway below. Plus who could forget those indubitably perverted mascots that would go around humping your guests?
Actually this reminds me of a more morbid reality that I was reading about the other day. Ways people have died at Disneyland: http://tafkac.org/death/disney_deaths.html . I love the way this was written it's like it's all about uncovering the dirt on Disneyland's death count, but seriously, we all know that people have died on the sky buckets, matterhorn and probably even fucking peter the fucking pan ride. But the people mover? Seriously folks, if you died on the people mover it's for the best of humanity. You were just too slow, too stupid or too fucking high on disneyland candy crack to survive the 2mph bullet ride. Charles Darwin would give his seal of approval.
However, the need for natural, or rather unnatural, selection is still strong. Some people apparantly want more stupid/slow people eliminated from their theme park of choice: http://www.peopleforthepeoplemover.org/
I'd rather save the polar bears.
but hey whatever. roller coaster tycoon whats a fuckin rad game. and we all know we had our moments of rampage, deleting track pieces and watching with glee as little innocent passengers' cars rocketed off-course and exploded on the pathway below. Plus who could forget those indubitably perverted mascots that would go around humping your guests?
Actually this reminds me of a more morbid reality that I was reading about the other day. Ways people have died at Disneyland: http://tafkac.org/death/disney_deaths.html . I love the way this was written it's like it's all about uncovering the dirt on Disneyland's death count, but seriously, we all know that people have died on the sky buckets, matterhorn and probably even fucking peter the fucking pan ride. But the people mover? Seriously folks, if you died on the people mover it's for the best of humanity. You were just too slow, too stupid or too fucking high on disneyland candy crack to survive the 2mph bullet ride. Charles Darwin would give his seal of approval.
However, the need for natural, or rather unnatural, selection is still strong. Some people apparantly want more stupid/slow people eliminated from their theme park of choice: http://www.peopleforthepeoplemover.org/
I'd rather save the polar bears.
// posted by Elkay @ 12:58 AM 
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