That itchy spot in your brain

I had a dream that actually made sense, so much fucking sense.
Nevermind it.

Here's a list of things that I could be in parallel universes. Some you will see make no sense, others are nothing like me, and some seem to be all too much like me.

1) a professional motocross rider competing in the x-games
2) a photographer backpacking around kenya doing bush journalism
3) an entreupenur with my own wacky vinyl toys with affectionate names like 'fetus julip'
4) an australian
5) a hippie living in northern california growing my own food and attending seminars in the local park weekly
6) the frontwoman of a hardcore band
7) an entrepreneur living in a big city working for or producing my own girly magazine (I'd go crazy)
8) a zoo veterinarian working all the time an in-dept from vet school but humbly amused at myself
9) a modern day beatnik reading my non-poetic poems at coffee shops and smoking too many ciggarettes and living paycheck to paycheck in my beatup apartment above some family owned ethnic restaraunt
10) a studious biologist working on nerdy things in labs like change in ocean pH over time
11) a pin-up girl
12) a travel agent that does more of the former than the latter
13) a drunken housewife (I eliminate this possibility due to impossibility)
14) a cartoonist for an off the wall cartoon vying to be on adult-swim but more likely to be an underground hit for a short time
15) a tattoo-artist refusing to continue the absurdity of beaten-dead body-art motifs (but doing so anyway probably)
16) a rigid and well-respected dog trainer living in colorado
17) a botanist/herbalist working in the rainforest discovering new plants and letting my hair grow too long
18) a grad student slaving away for some degree that I won't use anyway
19) a helicopter pilot in high demand from all of those who demand helicopter piolots.
20) just like my mother (this parallel universe is doomed)