That itchy spot in your brain

Yeah, it's true. A girl doesn't hate getting flowers now and then but this mass-produced holiday is almost as lame as the candy hearts that go wih it.

I'm not a bitter person, a hater, or a cynic, but I am easily amused, sarcastic, and totally swept by gratuitous profanity.
In the spirit of such notions:











Ahhhh. Too good.